All Is Fair in Love And War

All is fair in love and war.
Make a girl feel like a whore.
First you get her to invest,
Then you act like she's obsessed.

If you want to see extremes,
Have the girl reveal her dreams.
Then chat up another lass,
Buy her drinks and kiss her ass.

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You never really liked her.
Now, what did she think?
You weren't exactly straight with her,
But that's not worth a stink.
She loved you, but so what?
Got a tattoo on her butt--
Heart and arrow with your name.
Only has herself to blame

Now you've got Girl 1 confused.
Once she's jealous, act amused.
Say she's grating on your nerves;
Give the girl what she deserves.

Just to add some extra fun,
Tell Girl 2 you love Girl 1.
Once they're squabbling and at war,
Then throw in Girls 3 and 4.

Chorus

Then to further stir the pot,
Show them all the ring you bought
For Girl 5, who you just met
Flirting on the internet.

Just to prove you're super nice,
Offer lots of free advice.
Once she's outraged and disgraced,
Tell Girl 1 she's been replaced.

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Copyright 2008-2010 Sheryl Zettner